But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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