Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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