I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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