Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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