I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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