their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
