she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
