D3 body, D1 cock
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
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