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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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