Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
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