I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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