If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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