Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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