do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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