Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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