Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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