Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
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