After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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