I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
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