Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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