Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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