her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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