i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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