You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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