so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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