I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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