whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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