I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
