I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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