I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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