Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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