capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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