They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Randomize
