Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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