I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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