We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I just cut my nipple shaving
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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