I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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