oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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