Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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