Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Randomize
