we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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