you win again, gameday.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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