he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Randomize
