What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
