Your tits are I can't wait for
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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