Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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