You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Less talking, more tequila
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Randomize