Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I don't think brook has ever known best
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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