I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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