Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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