she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
You were trust falling into bushes
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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