i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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