There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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