windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Randomize
