Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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