You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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