people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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