I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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